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It\u2019s not very often that a superhero movie is so bad that you agree with all those villains who want superheroes to cease to exist.<\/p>\n
Look, we\u2019ve seen bad superhero movies before. In 2022, Sony\u2019s Spider-Man Universe gave us Morbius, which was an atrocity on every level. Two years later, they have managed to exceed every expectation that we have. And our expectations were low. Madame Web<\/a><\/strong> is unwatchable. There is no redeeming quality that could make this worth watching besides how laughably terrible it is. I\u2019ve seen a lot of bad movies that people can make excuses for because they were low-budget and didn\u2019t have the resources to be as good as they could be. This is an $80 million film using Marvel characters. There is no excuse for this.<\/p>\n I struggle to figure out how a movie like Madame Web got greenlit in the first place. How did nobody mention during the first table read that the dialogue is so poorly written that not even the most talented actor could sell it? How did nobody look at each scene and see how choppily edited everything is? How was this movie allowed to be released in theaters as is? It genuinely feels like they took the very first rough cut of a superhero movie and accidentally leaked the footage into theaters. I think this is the first time I\u2019ve cringed so hard my soul left my body.<\/p>\n