{"id":9624,"date":"2024-02-03T03:05:47","date_gmt":"2024-02-03T03:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/topat10.com\/?p=9624"},"modified":"2024-02-03T03:05:47","modified_gmt":"2024-02-03T03:05:47","slug":"the-5-most-normal-things-i-could-find-in-that-death-stranding-2-trailer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/topat10.com\/?p=9624","title":{"rendered":"The 5 Most Normal Things I Could Find In That Death Stranding 2 Trailer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div property=\"schema:text\">\n<p>Death Stranding 2: On The Beach\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gameinformer.com\/state-of-play\/2024\/01\/31\/latest-death-stranding-2-on-the-beach-trailer-is-expectedly-weird\">latest trailer<\/a> is aggressively bizarre. In 9 minutes and 40 seconds, the video assaults us with talking stop-motion puppets, sentient gloves wrapped around people\u2019s necks, throat babies vomiting out spaceships, a samurai that sounds like an infant, and somehow, Higgs returned.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s so densely packed with weird stuff that, upon repeat viewings, I actually had to go out of my way to pinpoint anything remotely mundane. In a humorous turn of events, Death Stranding 2 is so overwhelmingly odd that every eye-brow-raising visual element is par for the course. Anything that isn\u2019t a black oil-covered tube baby with a hilariously literal moniker voiced by Troy Baker is now the minority and, in turn, the \u201cweird\u201d stuff. They\u2019re not easy to spot, so I took the liberty of doing it for you. Here are all the normal\/boring\/remarkably tame elements the trailer has to offer.\u00a0<\/p>\n<h2>Fragile&#8217;s Water Bottle<\/h2>\n<article data-embed-button=\"image_browser_uploader\" data-entity-embed-display=\"view_mode:file.body_default_rendered\" data-entity-type=\"file\" data-entity-uuid=\"22b1d961-9740-4ba1-bc94-380c2297364a\" data-langcode=\"en\" data-entity-embed-display-settings=\"[]\" class=\"embedded-entity\">\n<div class=\"file file--type-image file--mimetype-image-jpeg file--view-mode-body-default-rendered\">\n<div class=\"content\">\n<div class=\"field field--name-uri field--type-file-uri field--label-hidden gi5-uri gi5-file-uri field__item\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.gameinformer.com\/sites\/default\/files\/styles\/body_default\/public\/2024\/02\/02\/42a1e069\/death_stranding_2_bottle.jpg\" typeof=\"foaf:Image\" alt=\"\" class=\"image-style-body-default lazyload\"\/><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<p>Fragile uses this bottle to clean the tar off a mysterious person, which was encased in a cocoon-like shell early in the trailer. She might have filled it with water mixed with some dish soap. Maybe Dawn, since the commercials say they\u2019re good for cleaning oil spill victims. I was waiting for the straw to do the macarena or for babies to pour out of it instead of water, but since neither happened (yet), that makes it a refreshingly dull liquid delivery device.<\/p>\n<h2>Guns<\/h2>\n<article data-embed-button=\"image_browser_uploader\" data-entity-embed-display=\"view_mode:file.body_default_rendered\" data-entity-type=\"file\" data-entity-uuid=\"bb824751-d9e8-4405-9b0d-7900770ae84a\" data-langcode=\"en\" data-entity-embed-display-settings=\"[]\" class=\"embedded-entity\">\n<div class=\"file file--type-image file--mimetype-image-jpeg file--view-mode-body-default-rendered\">\n<div class=\"content\">\n<div class=\"field field--name-uri field--type-file-uri field--label-hidden gi5-uri gi5-file-uri field__item\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.gameinformer.com\/sites\/default\/files\/styles\/body_default\/public\/2024\/02\/02\/0320e4df\/death_stranding_2_guns.jpg\" typeof=\"foaf:Image\" alt=\"\" class=\"image-style-body-default lazyload\"\/><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<p>It\u2019s kind of surprising that weapons are relatively conventional in this strange universe (poop grenades aside). Combat was my least favorite aspect of Death Stranding, so I\u2019m not thrilled to see that Sam is still packing enough heat to take down an army of ink monsters. I look forward to not using them as often as possible; I need more room to carry my boxes, anyway.\u00a0<\/p>\n<h2>Trees<\/h2>\n<article data-embed-button=\"image_browser_uploader\" data-entity-embed-display=\"view_mode:file.body_default_rendered\" data-entity-type=\"file\" data-entity-uuid=\"3ea9cd36-6e0f-46ad-8b2a-976bd15bebc8\" data-langcode=\"en\" data-entity-embed-display-settings=\"[]\" class=\"embedded-entity\">\n<div class=\"file file--type-image file--mimetype-image-jpeg file--view-mode-body-default-rendered\">\n<div class=\"content\">\n<div class=\"field field--name-uri field--type-file-uri field--label-hidden gi5-uri gi5-file-uri field__item\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.gameinformer.com\/sites\/default\/files\/styles\/body_default\/public\/2024\/02\/02\/00514556\/death_stranding_2_desert_trees_1.jpg\" typeof=\"foaf:Image\" alt=\"\" class=\"image-style-body-default lazyload\"\/><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<p>The phrase \u201cIf trees could talk\u201d has never resonated more than now. I would love their commentary on what it felt like watching the U.S. deteriorate from \u201cIt\u2019s pretty weird here\u201d to \u201cWe don\u2019t even know if we occupy the same plane of existence anymore, God help us.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<h2>Wall Pipe<\/h2>\n<article data-embed-button=\"image_browser_uploader\" data-entity-embed-display=\"view_mode:file.body_default_rendered\" data-entity-type=\"file\" data-entity-uuid=\"0a4a56e8-f7f1-4ac8-9dfe-d7f829e30b22\" data-langcode=\"en\" data-entity-embed-display-settings=\"[]\" class=\"embedded-entity\">\n<div class=\"file file--type-image file--mimetype-image-jpeg file--view-mode-body-default-rendered\">\n<div class=\"content\">\n<div class=\"field field--name-uri field--type-file-uri field--label-hidden gi5-uri gi5-file-uri field__item\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.gameinformer.com\/sites\/default\/files\/styles\/body_default\/public\/2024\/02\/02\/7ff6fc6d\/death_stranding_2_higgs_pipe.jpg\" typeof=\"foaf:Image\" alt=\"\" class=\"image-style-body-default lazyload\"\/><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<p>Perhaps the most memorable moment of this trailer is when Higgs (who now resembles The Crow if he were a Cyberpunk 2077 character) uses his electric guitar sword thing to battle an imposing samurai who makes baby noises. You were probably too busy absorbing all of that nonsense to notice this perfectly regular wall pipe that just wants to do normal pipe things and not get involved in this foolishness.<\/p>\n<h2>Cooking Pan\u00a0<\/h2>\n<article data-embed-button=\"image_browser_uploader\" data-entity-embed-display=\"view_mode:file.body_default_rendered\" data-entity-type=\"file\" data-entity-uuid=\"df826b80-b491-45a7-9407-5565a2d71216\" data-langcode=\"en\" data-entity-embed-display-settings=\"[]\" class=\"embedded-entity\">\n<div class=\"file file--type-image file--mimetype-image-jpeg file--view-mode-body-default-rendered\">\n<div class=\"content\">\n<div class=\"field field--name-uri field--type-file-uri field--label-hidden gi5-uri gi5-file-uri field__item\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.gameinformer.com\/sites\/default\/files\/styles\/body_default\/public\/2024\/02\/02\/f064990a\/death_stranding_2_pan.jpg\" typeof=\"foaf:Image\" alt=\"\" class=\"image-style-body-default lazyload\"\/><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<p>Given the close-up this pan gets, I\u2019m honestly surprised it wasn\u2019t used as a branding opportunity. Maybe some fan has already magnified the image to reveal an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gameinformer.com\/the-game-awards-2023\/2023\/12\/07\/hideo-kojima-is-making-a-new-game-called-od-with-jordan-peele\">OD<\/a> release date carved on the pan\u2019s bottom. If not, though, the pan itself seems uninteresting; what Sam is cooking with it, though, remains in question. He\u2019s probably sauteeing those weird floating worm things.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s it. That\u2019s all I could find. I can\u2019t trust anything else in this game because everything is weird and probably has a baby inside of it. That desert? Likely a baby. The giant moon? It\u2019s alive and probably has Mads Mikkelsen\u2019s face on the other side of it (Kojima will name him something cheeky like \u201cMajora\u2019s Mads\u201d or something). The floating soldiers represent every celebrity Kojima has lured into his studio\u2019s body-scanning machine; their souls are now trapped within the strand. We have to free them.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t know what Death Stranding 2: On the Beach is. Hell, I still can\u2019t confidently explain Death Stranding 1, and I finished it. I just know that, whatever it winds up being, I really, really want to play it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Death Stranding 2: On The Beach\u2019s latest trailer is aggressively bizarre. In 9 minutes and 40 seconds, the video assaults us with talking stop-motion puppets, sentient gloves wrapped around people\u2019s necks, throat babies vomiting out spaceships, a samurai that sounds like an infant, and somehow, Higgs returned.\u00a0 It\u2019s so densely packed with weird stuff that, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":90,"featured_media":9625,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-online-games"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>The 5 Most Normal Things I Could Find In That Death Stranding 2 Trailer | Unlock Informed Choices with Us<\/title>\n<meta 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