{"id":14005,"date":"2025-02-04T09:50:48","date_gmt":"2025-02-04T09:50:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/topat10.com\/?p=14005"},"modified":"2025-02-04T09:50:48","modified_gmt":"2025-02-04T09:50:48","slug":"lovehoney-fifty-shades-of-grey-greedy-girl-rabbit-vibrator-review-basic-vibes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/topat10.com\/?p=14005","title":{"rendered":"Lovehoney Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator Review: Basic Vibes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p><span class=\"lead-in-text-callout\">I\u2019m not going<\/span> to beat around the bush: Greedy Girl is a horrible name for a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/gallery\/best-vibrators\/\">vibrator<\/a>. It might look cute on a diner menu next to the \u201cHungry Man Special,\u201d but as far as <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/gallery\/best-sex-toys-and-tech\/\">sex toys<\/a> go, it\u2019s pretty cringy. I also have strong opinions\u2014and not good ones\u2014about <em>Fifty Shades of Grey<\/em>. (Fun fact: it got BDSM relationships completely wrong and that can be dangerous.)<\/p>\n<p>However, the entire book and film trilogy became a huge success, so much so that Lovehoney released a collection of sex toys inspired by the media, which E.L. James herself even approved. While the hype surrounding <em>Fifty Shades<\/em> has died down, the collection is still popular and the <a data-offer-url=\"https:\/\/www.lovehoney.com\/sex-toys\/vibrators\/rabbit-vibrators\/p\/fifty-shades-of-grey-greedy-girl-g-spot-rabbit-vibrator\/a31710g54811.html\" class=\"external-link\" data-event-click=\"{&quot;element&quot;:&quot;ExternalLink&quot;,&quot;outgoingURL&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/cna.st\/affiliate-link\/L31kjCrBRWwQVAgouRzw9zeAqFBnRDPrg5dR5RszGG7KuhjToQoiVbGoZNcysPEtzfHpYwjmCk2rGagZm8H9QvfjeTsrsBQCNCPAMh79sdX1NjR65k6dDfGP6PoPaS2Fvf7YhcLkor4T2kkNGab7fKhvc6fqj5mkepJRSapWX21rFWAPKD5UXL7jdvR1NXu8cC33Kt8FTjWn6EZS6yykHh2hpU7CzAENY7EXGzTSf1DJMVn12MhtHWGhqGbQwV8yfpKPLSULU6qTDgd3N&quot;}\" href=\"https:\/\/cna.st\/affiliate-link\/L31kjCrBRWwQVAgouRzw9zeAqFBnRDPrg5dR5RszGG7KuhjToQoiVbGoZNcysPEtzfHpYwjmCk2rGagZm8H9QvfjeTsrsBQCNCPAMh79sdX1NjR65k6dDfGP6PoPaS2Fvf7YhcLkor4T2kkNGab7fKhvc6fqj5mkepJRSapWX21rFWAPKD5UXL7jdvR1NXu8cC33Kt8FTjWn6EZS6yykHh2hpU7CzAENY7EXGzTSf1DJMVn12MhtHWGhqGbQwV8yfpKPLSULU6qTDgd3N\" rel=\"sponsored\" target=\"_blank\">Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator<\/a>, in particular, is a favorite with almost 2,000 five-star reviews. I decided to try it to find out if it was worth its salt.<\/p>\n<h2>Bigger Isn\u2019t Always Better<\/h2>\n<p>I like most Lovehoney products. The company has something for everyone, no matter what they\u2019re into or how much they\u2019re willing to spend. I wouldn\u2019t put Lovehoney&#8217;s products in the same category as <a data-offer-url=\"https:\/\/www.lelo.com\/\" class=\"external-link\" data-event-click=\"{&quot;element&quot;:&quot;ExternalLink&quot;,&quot;outgoingURL&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/cna.st\/affiliate-link\/4WbMFeyZ4xH4tTkq5trC2np2WY7rjbAnTVmYjWs5b4EbEHW8oXm8GGhZ5RU83epNPHvRPP9r98ow7BktdYsy7MZp4iwJ24JjqJA3xG8ALz2vm29R7E8&quot;}\" href=\"https:\/\/cna.st\/affiliate-link\/4WbMFeyZ4xH4tTkq5trC2np2WY7rjbAnTVmYjWs5b4EbEHW8oXm8GGhZ5RU83epNPHvRPP9r98ow7BktdYsy7MZp4iwJ24JjqJA3xG8ALz2vm29R7E8\" rel=\"sponsored\" target=\"_blank\">Lelo<\/a> or <a data-offer-url=\"https:\/\/www.womanizer.com\/us\/sex-toys\" class=\"external-link\" data-event-click=\"{&quot;element&quot;:&quot;ExternalLink&quot;,&quot;outgoingURL&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/cna.st\/affiliate-link\/2uxxCQ7Rfr7UbUnAxYGAELuUNLVUw98ngbWkCRKBavvfcKS3cazhjh8gjskMMsFBAYYMCsAa5juAsz4WVZotNaYZ74qrZZmCxNxLReWvkTbzhHd3b2UYdPhZ2dKeiHP1Fu1mde6E4&quot;}\" href=\"https:\/\/cna.st\/affiliate-link\/2uxxCQ7Rfr7UbUnAxYGAELuUNLVUw98ngbWkCRKBavvfcKS3cazhjh8gjskMMsFBAYYMCsAa5juAsz4WVZotNaYZ74qrZZmCxNxLReWvkTbzhHd3b2UYdPhZ2dKeiHP1Fu1mde6E4\" rel=\"sponsored\" target=\"_blank\">Womanizer<\/a>, both of which have toys that can set you back a few hundred bucks, but with Lovehoney, you get what you pay for and I mean that in the best way.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s worth pointing out there isn&#8217;t any flair in the packaging despite this being tied to a popular book series. You get the purple box with the product inside, along with the charger and instructions, that&#8217;s it. What I noticed first with the Greedy Girl is its size: it\u2019s really big. It\u2019s, hands down, the thickest shaft of any sex toy I\u2019ve tried\u2014and I\u2019ve been doing this for over a decade. If I had to give Greedy Girl a blowjob for more than 20 seconds, I\u2019d probably end up with lockjaw. It\u2019s also long. Lovehoney says its insertable length is 5.5 inches, which I thought was a typo because it looks closer to seven. (The measuring tape proved that I don\u2019t know what 5.5 inches looks like, I blame partners who have boasted they\u2019re seven inches.)<\/p>\n<p><native-ad position=\"in-content\" shoulddisplaylabel=\"true\"\/><\/p>\n<figure class=\"AssetEmbedWrapper-eVDQiB byBkf asset-embed\">\n<div class=\"AssetEmbedAssetContainer-eJxoAx dBHGoQ asset-embed__asset-container\"><span class=\"SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB responsive-asset AssetEmbedResponsiveAsset-cXBNxi eCxVQK asset-embed__responsive-asset\"><picture class=\"ResponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa AssetEmbedResponsiveAsset-cXBNxi eCxVQK asset-embed__responsive-asset responsive-image\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Greedy Girl Vibrator and box packaging\" class=\"ResponsiveImageContainer-eybHBd fptoWY responsive-image__image lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" data-src=\"https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c67eee01c41d722c8d4\/master\/w_1600%2Cc_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(packaging)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg\" data-sizes=\"auto\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c67eee01c41d722c8d4\/master\/w_120,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(packaging)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 120w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c67eee01c41d722c8d4\/master\/w_240,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(packaging)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 240w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c67eee01c41d722c8d4\/master\/w_320,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(packaging)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 320w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c67eee01c41d722c8d4\/master\/w_640,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(packaging)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 640w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c67eee01c41d722c8d4\/master\/w_960,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(packaging)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 960w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c67eee01c41d722c8d4\/master\/w_1280,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(packaging)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c67eee01c41d722c8d4\/master\/w_1600,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(packaging)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"100vw\"\/><\/noscript><\/picture><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ CaptionCredit-ejegDm iUEiRd isTgyB fNaHcW caption__credit\">Photograph: Lovehoney<\/span><\/p>\n<\/figure>\n<p>Once Greedy Girl was fully charged and washed (always clean your new sex toys before using them!), I got to testing. Due to the size, I took precautions and used quite a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/gallery\/best-lubes\/\">bit of lube<\/a>. (Quick shout out to <a data-offer-url=\"https:\/\/headsouth.world\/products\/slip-serum\" class=\"external-link\" data-event-click=\"{&quot;element&quot;:&quot;ExternalLink&quot;,&quot;outgoingURL&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/cna.st\/affiliate-link\/5CtqV8DP7ioQ8R91iCYkANmQAKpPzZTtMGTrR259MzE3b9XmtxZh9DcMPwoFYcgxmZ795SbJ5unKvRCrtFoqUiaajyFFPY9KWpLwJH6egiL7gqfAzQ3NW2DFKPdPK4UANLZVPVF77Mfymb3s6&quot;}\" href=\"https:\/\/cna.st\/affiliate-link\/5CtqV8DP7ioQ8R91iCYkANmQAKpPzZTtMGTrR259MzE3b9XmtxZh9DcMPwoFYcgxmZ795SbJ5unKvRCrtFoqUiaajyFFPY9KWpLwJH6egiL7gqfAzQ3NW2DFKPdPK4UANLZVPVF77Mfymb3s6\" rel=\"sponsored\" target=\"_blank\">Head South\u2019s Slip Serum<\/a>, my favorite water-based lube at the moment.) Even before I turned on any vibrations, Greedy Girl was too much for this greedy gal. When I inserted the shaft (inner arm) of the rabbit, it immediately hit my cervix. Although this has happened during sex with an overly eager partner, this was a first with a sex toy.<\/p>\n<p>I also noticed that when the shaft was inside me, the ears of the rabbit, which should have been in line with my clitoris, were halfway up my pubic bone. Yes, rabbit vibrators require a bit of finagling to make sure the G-spot is being stimulated internally and the clitoris is being stimulated externally at the same time, but in this case, nothing was lining up. Instead of my G-spot getting action, my cervix was being irritated and when I turned on the ears, they massaged my pubic bone instead of my clitoris. It felt good, but as someone who needs direct clitoral stimulation to orgasm, it just wasn\u2019t working for me.<\/p>\n<p><cm-unit\/><\/p>\n<p>Having just reviewed <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/review\/lovense-osci-3\/\">Lovense Osci 3<\/a> recently, a rabbit vibe that lined up perfectly with my anatomy, I couldn\u2019t help but wonder, \u00e0 la Carrie Bradshaw, what the hell was going on. Maybe my body was rejecting the Greedy Girl subconsciously because I decided I didn\u2019t like the name, but that wasn\u2019t the case. Putting the Greedy Girl and Osci 3 side-by-side, the former is considerably larger. The inner arm is 1.08 inches longer\u2014I never thought of myself as a size queen, but Greedy Girl confirmed I\u2019m not.<\/p>\n<h2>Just Another Rabbit<\/h2>\n<p>Did Greedy Girl give me an orgasm? You bet. But instead of experiencing a blended orgasm thanks to dual stimulation, my climax was the result of using the internal shaft externally on my clitoris. Without a doubt, Greedy Girl is an extremely strong rabbit vibrator. It has two motors and 15 speeds and patterns. Its instructions say it has 36 possible vibration modes, but as someone who\u2019s not big into patterns and prefers a steady ride, I\u2019ve yet to run through those 36 options.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"AssetEmbedWrapper-eVDQiB byBkf asset-embed\">\n<div class=\"AssetEmbedAssetContainer-eJxoAx dBHGoQ asset-embed__asset-container\"><span class=\"SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB responsive-asset AssetEmbedResponsiveAsset-cXBNxi eCxVQK asset-embed__responsive-asset\"><picture class=\"ResponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa AssetEmbedResponsiveAsset-cXBNxi eCxVQK asset-embed__responsive-asset responsive-image\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Greedy Girl Vibrator in water\" class=\"ResponsiveImageContainer-eybHBd fptoWY responsive-image__image lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" data-src=\"https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c04d336e84dd2ba97df\/master\/w_1600%2Cc_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(in-water)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg\" data-sizes=\"auto\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c04d336e84dd2ba97df\/master\/w_120,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(in-water)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 120w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c04d336e84dd2ba97df\/master\/w_240,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(in-water)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 240w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c04d336e84dd2ba97df\/master\/w_320,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(in-water)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 320w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c04d336e84dd2ba97df\/master\/w_640,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(in-water)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 640w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c04d336e84dd2ba97df\/master\/w_960,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(in-water)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 960w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c04d336e84dd2ba97df\/master\/w_1280,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(in-water)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/67a17c04d336e84dd2ba97df\/master\/w_1600,c_limit\/Greedy-Girl-Vibrator-(in-water)-SOURCE-Lovehoney.jpg 1600w\" data-sizes=\"100vw\"\/><\/noscript><\/picture><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ CaptionCredit-ejegDm iUEiRd isTgyB fNaHcW caption__credit\">Photograph: Lovehoney<\/span><\/p>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m not going to beat around the bush: Greedy Girl is a horrible name for a vibrator. It might look cute on a diner menu next to the \u201cHungry Man Special,\u201d but as far as sex toys go, it\u2019s pretty cringy. I also have strong opinions\u2014and not good ones\u2014about Fifty Shades of Grey. 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