{"id":13084,"date":"2024-10-23T22:50:48","date_gmt":"2024-10-23T22:50:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/topat10.com\/?p=13084"},"modified":"2024-10-23T22:50:48","modified_gmt":"2024-10-23T22:50:48","slug":"nintendo-alarmo-review-nagging-nostalgia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/topat10.com\/?p=13084","title":{"rendered":"Nintendo Alarmo Review: Nagging Nostalgia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p><span class=\"lead-in-text-callout\">Fooling Alarmo seems<\/span> at first an easy task. When my 7 am alarm went off the first time, I did not get out of bed and start my day. Instead, I aggressively waved my hand in front of the clock\u2019s sensors until an inkling from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/tag\/nintendo\/\">Nintendo<\/a>\u2019s <em>Splatoon 3<\/em> stopped making horrible, gunfire-like splat sounds. Alarmo had been disarmed. I fell back asleep.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately for me, bleary-eyed with exhaustion, Alarmo is not like the clock on my phone. A few minutes later, it woke me up again, this time more aggressively with louder sound effects. \u201cIf you don\u2019t move, the alarm will begin again,\u201d its screen threatened. I windmilled my arm. We repeated this process several times, until finally I gave in.<\/p>\n<p>Announced <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/story\/nintendo-alarmo-alarm-clock\/\">earlier this month<\/a>, Alarmo is the new hardware no one was expecting: a $100 clock featuring themes from beloved Nintendo properties such as <em>The Legend of Zelda, Pikmin, Splatoon<\/em>, and of course <em>Mario<\/em>. (Puzzlingly, <em>Ring Fit Adventure<\/em> rounds out the clock\u2019s initial offerings, over more recognizable properties such as <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/tag\/pokemon\/\">Pok\u00e9mon<\/a>, Kirby<\/em>, or even <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/story\/animal-crossing-new-horizons-tips\/\"><em>Animal Crossing<\/em><\/a>. I\u2019ve never played a Nintendo Fit game in my life, so I skipped this theme entirely. Creepy looking characters!)<\/p>\n<p><native-ad position=\"in-content\" shoulddisplaylabel=\"true\"\/><\/p>\n<figure class=\"AssetEmbedWrapper-eVDQiB byBkf asset-embed\">\n<div class=\"AssetEmbedAssetContainer-eJxoAx dBHGoQ asset-embed__asset-container\"><span class=\"SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB responsive-asset AssetEmbedResponsiveAsset-cXBNxi eCxVQK asset-embed__responsive-asset\"><picture class=\"ResponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa AssetEmbedResponsiveAsset-cXBNxi eCxVQK asset-embed__responsive-asset responsive-image\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Image may contain Computer Hardware Electronics Hardware Monitor Screen Book Publication TV and Person\" class=\"ResponsiveImageContainer-eybHBd fptoWY responsive-image__image lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" data-src=\"https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/6718c310c89f07ce0bba540b\/master\/w_1600%2Cc_limit\/IMG_3714.jpg\" data-sizes=\"auto\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/6718c310c89f07ce0bba540b\/master\/w_120,c_limit\/IMG_3714.jpg 120w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/6718c310c89f07ce0bba540b\/master\/w_240,c_limit\/IMG_3714.jpg 240w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/6718c310c89f07ce0bba540b\/master\/w_320,c_limit\/IMG_3714.jpg 320w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/6718c310c89f07ce0bba540b\/master\/w_640,c_limit\/IMG_3714.jpg 640w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/6718c310c89f07ce0bba540b\/master\/w_960,c_limit\/IMG_3714.jpg 960w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/6718c310c89f07ce0bba540b\/master\/w_1280,c_limit\/IMG_3714.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/6718c310c89f07ce0bba540b\/master\/w_1600,c_limit\/IMG_3714.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"100vw\"\/><\/noscript><\/picture><\/span><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p>It\u2019s a palm-size, Mario-red device with a giant white button and a toylike texture reminiscent of the Fisher Price kitchen sets I played with as a kid. It looks ridiculous on my nightstand next to my overpriced candles, hardcovers, and Urban Outfitters salt lamp. It invokes a deep, soothing sense of nostalgia that the more cynical part of my brain believes Nintendo has perfected with lab-like precision.<\/p>\n<p>You may be asking yourself the same question I, a 35-year-old woman with a 401(k) and credit card debt, was when Nintendo shipped me a free Alarmo to try: Do I really need this?<\/p>\n<h2>Personality Machine<\/h2>\n<p>In 2024, when you can use your phone as both a free alarm and sound machine with very little effort, owning an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/gallery\/best-extreme-alarm-clocks\/\">alarm clock<\/a> almost feels like a conscious act of whimsy. It is a choice to go out and purchase a physical device that\u2019s sole purpose is to get you up in time for Zoom meetings, school, or that 6 am fitness class you\u2019ve been trying to make.<\/p>\n<p>Nintendo isn\u2019t breaking the mold in offering you a clock that includes motion sensors or sound effects. It is selling you on the power of its characters. It\u2019s selling you on <em>personality<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><cm-unit\/><\/p>\n<p>At launch, Alarmo has only five themes to choose from, but Nintendo has promised more in the form of free updates\u2014as long as you\u2019ve connected it online and to a Nintendo account.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fooling Alarmo seems at first an easy task. When my 7 am alarm went off the first time, I did not get out of bed and start my day. Instead, I aggressively waved my hand in front of the clock\u2019s sensors until an inkling from Nintendo\u2019s Splatoon 3 stopped making horrible, gunfire-like splat sounds. 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